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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

SLEEP TIME IS NOW
SWEET DREAMS HUMAN
I WILL BE HERE, SHARING MY WARMTHS 
I GOOD DOG
I KEEP MY HUMAN SAFE 

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

SLEEP TIME IS NOW

SWEET DREAMS HUMAN

I WILL BE HERE, SHARING MY WARMTHS 

I GOOD DOG

I KEEP MY HUMAN SAFE 

(Source: parks-and-recreation-department)

hugakaiju:

daintrees:

hugakaiju:

daintrees:

I was writing some fic and I accidentally said Milky Milkovich in my head. It made me laugh for like a really long time. 

hahaha Milky Milkovich

i couldn’t help myself

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Milky Way Milkovich

Can this be his stripper name? haha I love it

Haha yes

lovelynobody00:

rizplease:



cryptaniac:



batromance:



how many times have this two broken up seriously











omg bruce, you are the dramatic teenage girl in this relationship

lovelynobody00:

rizplease:

cryptaniac:

batromance:

how many times have this two broken up seriously

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omg bruce, you are the dramatic teenage girl in this relationship

dontgobreakingmyhart:

NAILED IT

dontgobreakingmyhart:

NAILED IT

President Barack Obama and the first lady Michelle Obama helped fill backpacks with toys for homeless children at the Inspired Teaching charter school on Thursday. 

A sixth-grader at a Washington DC Charter school elicited laughs from President Barack Obama after she told him she thought the special guest at her school was going to be the singer, Beyonce. 

(Source: henrikbluntqvist)

"Sugg Sunday Special" (x) (x) (x) (x) (x)

(Source: sugglet)

Anonymous I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?

licoriceplease:

homolesbians:

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

xekstrin:

mylife-beliike:

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE

This kills me every time

"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"

if this gets to 200k I will make “tiffany you useless lesbian” tshirts 😂

And in that moment, we were all Tiffany

where’s my shirt

totallytransparent:

totallytransparent:

Semi Transparent Donut Icing (matches colour of your blog)Made by Totally Transparent1k,

Happy Donut Day!

totallytransparent:

totallytransparent:

Semi Transparent Donut Icing (matches colour of your blog)
Made by Totally Transparent1k,

Happy Donut Day!

riversclara:

Doctor Who in a nutshell.

02x02 // 02x05

(Source: wqlker)

Favorite scenes of Doctor Who 8.05 “Time Heist”
“I was hoping for minimalism, but i think i came out with magician”

(Source: dadskills)

firewisky:

Just because someone stumbles and loses their path, doesn’t mean they can’t be saved.

firewisky:

Just because someone stumbles and loses their path, doesn’t mean they can’t be saved.

(Source: stcrmcage)

(Source: hoechloin)

jeankitchenstein:

fullmetalcellist:

fallingloki:

what if you gained your icons personality for a week

Shit

y